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Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The10:00 news was on. The news crew wascovering a story of a man on a
ledge of
a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the
building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's
fair.
Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and
knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.......
blondes ...grin
Blonds? Why do you think all blonds are the same!! But, funny joke though anyways.
oh my
hahahaha
Oy...it's blondes like this one, that give all us blondes a bad name.